Keg stands and Jell-O shots? You'll pass. Much too mature for child's play you tend to be more thoughtful and understated, and you never fail to bring a little depth to any social gathering. That's why, for you, it doesn't get any better than a perfectly mixed Manhattan. One part suave and two parts smarts, your combination of wit and intelligence manages to raise the bar on almost any conversation (even if certain words are a little, ahem, slurred).
This isn't kindergarten, and your drink of choice has certainly grown up. So even if you don't always reach for the bourbon, you're still the kind of person who craves a drink with sophistication. Remember: There's no such thing as a dumb question, just a dumb drink.