Orginally started off as a typo for "the", but recently has changed a bit in meaning. "Teh" still means "the", however, it is mostly used in the same manner that spanish speaking people use the word "El".
"I got two cookies with teh whipped cream!" makes sense, but "I got two cookies with the whipped cream!" doesn't. Get what I mean?
means : ownz = owns . how did it came out ? well , i guess it was a typo . like , someone wanted to write owns and he wrote pwns . and pwns became pwnz and so on ... pwn !!!
dude001 : i pwn you 1337 dude dude002 : no shit ?!
abbreviation for 'no comment'
Question: How was the party last night? Reply: n/c
slang for the word dealer, person you get your drugs or other substances from.
"dude, i cant find my connex number and im mad fiending too..."
"my connex came in short and only gave me 6g's
An acroymn meaning Damn, that was fucked up
King James was playing Perfect Dark with his boys and shot someone with a falcon through two bullet-proof doors. His friends said, "Damn. That was fucked up."
short for douche bag
you fuckin du bag wut the fuck is your fuckin problem. you know wut go fuck yourself. yeah, well you can go suck on a used du bag mother fucker. fuck you, ill fuck ur life up FUCK YOU
STFU in the parlance of Yoda. Acronym for "the fuck shut up."
"Stupid your argument is. TFSU you should." - Yoda
Mainstream is the larger public, the masses, the big crowd. Things that are or become 'mainstream' are the things that currently sell the most and gain the most popularity.
Hip Hop has become mainstream and is being worn-out by the masses
1.synonym for "sack". used as code for drugs which are packaged in plastic sacks.
(on the phone) chris-"what up big boy? got any more twankie snacks i can munch on?" big boy-"yeah, stop by my babies maw-maws house."
2.Someone you don't really don't love or care for and in fact really hate, but would want a one-time encounter with just to satisfy your sexual urges.
I don't know why you keep in touch with her, she's a snack.
Mall Emo is the bands you see on MTV who you think are Emo, but really aren't. I.E., My Chemical Romance, The Used, Story of the Year, Dashboard Confessional, ect.
Person 1: Do you like Emo? Person 2: Of course not! My Chemical Romance sucks, and so do all the other whiney Emo bands! Person 1: Dude, that's not Emo. That's Mall Emo.
v. 1 To refresh yourself, like if you've been daydreaming during a meeting. v. 2 To wake up.
Origin comes comes from the use of F5 as a "Refresh" key for MS Windows applications.
1. Frank: Greg, what did you think of Tom's suggestion. Greg: (Daydreaming) Huh? Wha? Tom: F5, dude!
2.I can't really F5 until my second cuppajava.
vagina, pussy, pune, cunt
C'mon babe, let me see yo' fa cha
fa shizzle my nizzle
To say something is definite. For sure my nigga.
1 guy: You goin' to that club tonight G? 2 guy: Fa shizzle my nizzle, I'll be hittin that spot round 11.
eat n smoke
Real potheads dont put on the spliff just cuz dinner is served
ergo: eat n smoke
Last x-mas we did some serious eat n smoke at turkey dinner
Sister Fucker Word of Indian origin. Tends to be more frequently used than the 'mother-fucker' equivalent. It's up there as one of the top insults to people from the Indian sub-continent.
That ben chod over there tried to steal my pint.
Oi, ben chod, kiss my chadees!
I went to the bar to buy a pint and the ben chod asked me for I.D.
To drink; to get wasted. Silly is another term for drunk.
Your kid: "Hey guys, I stole a 12-pack of Natty from my dad's fridge. Wanna get silly tonight." Friend: "No, I think we'll just smoke crack instead." Your kid: "OK, save a couple rocks for me!"
"Get silly...don't stop when the beat drop, just keep shakin' it, get silly." -Sean Paul
"Got me gettin' so silly right now..." -Beyonce
"E'rybody in the club gettin' silly." -J-Kwon
Deriving from the common chat abbreviation 'Lol', this extended version can be typed or said in life to mean a more emphasised 'Laughing Out Loud'. This word originates from the members of the CN corporation, and is used widely between the 9 of them.
Hell yeh! That time was Loltastic!
A word commonly used by guidance's councilor Mr. Macky from South Park that refers to okay..
On another note m'kay might be linked to the creators of South Park - Matt Stone / Trey Parker and there love of K / Ketamine
Petit imagier.Comment reconnaitre un joint par rapport à une clope normale,c'est à dire une arme de suicide plus légale? Simple: le joint est calciné et ratatiné,ressemble à un trognon de pomme coincé depuis trois mois dans un évier,et se doit d'etre rallumé tous les centièmes de seconde,provoquant la chute de longs filaments aux allures de lichen putréfié.Quelle différence entre la beu et le shit? Simple: le shit est une pate noire agglomérée,constituée de crottes de chameau,pneus de tracteur,résidus de décharge publique et,accessoirement,résine de cannabis.Pour pouvoir etre fumé,le shit s'effrite: il s'agit d'émietter un microcaillou afin de le répartir sur la cigarette.Avant de fumer,le jeune doit donc se cramer les doigts pendant vingt minutes,c'est le bon Dieu qui le punit.De plus,l'effritement est ne tache complexe et la distribution égale des cailloux au sein du joint relève le fantasme.La fumette collective aboutit ainsi au résultat suivant: neuf personnes ne sont pas tombées sur la micromiette de shit planquée sous une feuille et n'ont rien senti du tout,une s'est pris une boulette incadescente dans la gorge et reve d'etre transportée aux urgences.La beu,-l'herbe- est plus sympatique:il s'agit des tetes de cannabis sechées.Le gros mythe à son sujet est qu'elle est biologique,quintessence de la verdure bucolique de nos campagnes,cadeau de maman nature à ses enfants et garantie d'harmonie avec elle.La beu,ca fait penser à tous les dessins animés avec de gentils herbivores que nous avons vus depuis notre plus tendre enfance,c'est une communion avec Bambi,mon Petit Poney et La Vache qui rit.(En général,le joint transforme d'ailleurs en vache qui rit: léthargie et ramolissement généralisé provoquant l'affaiblissement du visage,ce qui donne l'air irrésistiblement bovin; longs brames ruminant la meme note,évoquant un rire invertébré) Et puis,certains parents se disent "Au moins,quand il fume,il ne boit pas" .Ils ont raison,ca fera des économies en lavage au pressing!
extrait du livre "Dernière morsure" d'Ariane Fornia.
When I was nine,i wanted a dog.Just like many children of this age.We already had one,a huge black female dog who looked like a bear,Sheila.But I wanted to have another one to take care of it myself,as if it was my own.So,one friday,as I came back home,dad told me to go upstairs and check my room.I opened the door and right in frond of me,on my orange carpet,was a little puppy.It was looking at me as if I was its friend already.I couldnt stop playing with it.We named it woody.Later,when woody became an adult,I kept playing with him and trained him but then as I grew up slowly stopped spending time with him.Not only I didn't have the time to,but I was interested in other things generally.I didn't even walk him anymore.So these last years I didnt spend any time with that dog.When I came back from my holidays,I saw him and he looked horrible.He became very skinny,you could perceive the shape of his skeleton.I thought that maybe while he hadn't been with us during the holidays,he wasn't well psychologically and didn't eat well..But then I realised he couldn't walk..I immediately thought it was because of his anorexia.So I gave him food,he started eating healthily again.But then after a few days he had problems with his mouth.His gums were bleeding and his teeth were falling.That was something serious and typical of a cancer.I waited a few days but the situation was the same.My dad decided to bring him to the vet and if no other solution occurs,euthanasize him..Well,he was getting old and was suffering of this decease.I was really confused.Then dad came back without the dog.He must be in heaven right now.Sometimes I think about this and feel bad that I didnt spend a lot of time with that dog who actually was mine.It's just the same way I would feel if a friend would die.The house is missing something right now..